Id like to see things from your point of view but i cant shove my head that far up my @$$!!!

"When life turns to crap, grap a pooper-scooper"

Don't trip, if you can't take the fall

I am never talking to myself, because GoD is always listening.
-Seany

*On my gravestone*

I told you i was sick!

How can u think outside th box when you live in one?

Hugz r kool! How dey rule! Gimme 1 & ill watch u drool!!

Women and cats will do as they please. Men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. (Robert A. Heinlein)

Clothes are what make the person; therefore, naked people have no influence on society.

I am the person my parents warned me about.