Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Whatever floats your boat finds your remote and tickles your pickle

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  • I talk to myself cause I'm the only one who really listens and agrees.

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  • Has anyone seen my mind? i lost it a while back

    by Jo
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  • Id like to see things from your point of view but i cant shove my head that far up my @$$!!!

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  • "When life turns to crap, grap a pooper-scooper"

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  • Don't trip, if you can't take the fall

    by Kevin J
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  • I am never talking to myself, because GoD is always listening.
    -Seany

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  • *On my gravestone*

    I told you i was sick!

    by Jaclyn
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  • How can u think outside th box when you live in one?

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  • Hugz r kool! How dey rule! Gimme 1 & ill watch u drool!!

    by Vikz
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