Funny Quotes About Life

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  • When we go in there, we have got to be annoying and we have got to be sarcastic. Can you handle that?
    - J.D.

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  • "Hit me with your best shot... Grandma!"

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  • "I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

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  • Girls Kick Assphalt!!

    by Cara
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  • "Where there is this much manure, there's got to be a pony!"

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  • Just Becuz iam a Girl Doesnt mean I
    Cant Kick Your A**

    by Cara
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  • "Life is too short, so live it at its fullest"

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  • Cell phones are like prostitutes, Expensive and have a monthly fee.

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  • Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.

    by Amy
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  • "Ooh gotta go, the boss is coming."

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