Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Every girl finds herself beautiful after
    watching her pending Friend Requests on
    Facebook. :P

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  • Some ppl tell me that i need help,
    some ppl can f**k off and go 2 hell

    by aly
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  • Turn off the logo's, clear all add's, if no logo was an add. clear that as well. Let me see the skies, moon and stars from my town.

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  • If I have to smack a lions ass
    Just so I can feel like I'm living life
    I'll smack both cheeks :)

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  • If life is like a box of chocolates
    Mine must have been left out in the sun

    m. ernst 2012

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  • Of all the things I have ever lost
    I miss my mind the most

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  • If you see light at the end of the tunnel
    Be careful it may just be a train

    m. ernst 1992

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  • Just because I can't give something up means I am addicted to it nor I love it. I just don't want some inferior to have it...

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  • When the muse turns bad....the shit hits the fan.

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  • Why can't rappers just say nice things? Like, "I wanna take your clothes off
    and hang them up in the closet real nice.

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