Country music is not depressing, yeah right!

I'm off the chain, just like a bicycle!

I lie, cheat, and swear, i must be a democrat!

"Life is too short, so live it at its fullest"

Cell phones are like prostitutes, Expensive and have a monthly fee.

Fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.

"Ooh gotta go, the boss is coming."

Nana nana nana!

"I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

"Hit me with your best shot... Grandma!"