Dont be worried about what you put on, we were all born naked

When life is good,
all you can wait for is the baseball bat to the face ;D

*~for my dad and brothers~*

If you have bypassed your window of opportunity, use the door.

Why does PMS seem to be the only reason to guys for every mood swing we have?

Hating me will only make your situation worse!!!!

Try to be cool, get made a fool.

"Awkward silence...tskk, schmm, pff HAHA!"

Cousin: I just want when I come home from work dere shud be smthng gud cooked for me.
Aunt: Like what?
C: It shudnt be a problem. I dont even eat meat.
A: Thn how about chicken?
C: I hate chicken.
A: Then there's only one option left. Dog food!

Him: Men are logical. Give me a logical reason.
Me (crying): I'm emotionally breaking down without a reason. Find the logic in that!
Him: ........ Are you on PMS? :\
Me: -_-

Don't drink bottled car water.