Funny Quotes About Life

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  • ~~i\'m tryin to see things from your point of view, but i cant shove my head that far up my a**~~

    by haneen
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  • Optimistic or pessimistic, what the hell am i!

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  • "Ooh gotta go, the boss is coming."

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  • Nana nana nana!

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  • "I won?! Oh my gosh - I never win! You must suck!"

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  • "Hit me with your best shot... Grandma!"

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  • When we go in there, we have got to be annoying and we have got to be sarcastic. Can you handle that?
    - J.D.

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  • I lie, cheat, and swear, i must be a democrat!

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  • I'm off the chain, just like a bicycle!

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  • Country music is not depressing, yeah right!

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