Did my dad seriously just say "fantabulous"?

I can testify that karma is like gravity, it can be a witch without a firm foundation

For Narnia!

Judge all you want;
We're all going to die...
I intend to deserve it.

I am so gay and I don't like to cook (;

Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

Its no use being a bad guy when the good guys aint around to try and stop you.

The police are looking for a suspect described as sexy, funny, and great in bed.

Your ugly ass is safe, but where should i hide???

"Being DITZY and ROCKING @ IT!"

I told her to go to hell; then I thought that's probably where I'll end up. So then I told her to go to Heaven. Ha!