Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Emotions are just peices of clothing, Walk around naked and you can never be hurt!!!!

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  • Emotions are like fossil fuels. Most of the time they stink and can explode with the smallest spark. Abusing them can make many people whine and say it's bad for the environment. But then again, we'd be pretty worse off without them, wouldn't we?

    by Aidyn
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  • I see the light at the end of the tunnel but does the light see me?

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  • Conserve energy: Sleep in class

    (Aaron's shirt)

    by Micaela
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  • If life was just a gift
    would you throw it all away?

    by ashley
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  • If you are what you eat I could be you by morning.

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  • "Let's negotiate" is just another way to say "I'm trying to screw you over."

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  • Someday, somehow, I will make right.........just not today!

    by gavpt
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  • Do not lead me into temptation... I can find it myself.

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  • HAPPY 4/20 to EVERYONE!!!!

    by Monica
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