Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I wanted to apologize... but I decided you're not worth it.

    by Aidyn
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  • Life is a peach, squeeze it.

    by Daniel
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  • So what if we act like immature idiots...atleast were having fun

    by Renee
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  • Ill stop being a biatch when all guys git hit by cars

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  • A GUY WITH A BIG COCK HAS A BIG BRAIN/GUY WITH SMALL COCK HAS NOTHING!

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  • Two Wrongs Dont Make A Right!!!!
    They Make A Left!!

    *dont ask!!! lol*

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  • When life gives you lemons..
    throw them back and say
    "no thanks i got no time to squeeze them let alone drink it then"

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  • GUyS r LiKE rOsEs JuSt WaTcH oUt 4 dE pRiCkS

    by PoRgE
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  • There are all these saying about life giving you lemons. But when does life ever actually give you lemons??

    by ItGirl
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  • Always swim with a buddy. This way, if there's a shark, you don't have to swim faster than the shark, only the person you're with!

    by ItGirl
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