"Food eaten while walking contains no calories."

I have a bath tub and a thing of yogurt I can survive anything!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

That is so appropriate without being appropriate in any way.
-Z

Im sitting in my living room listening to me sister drop bombs into the ocean!(i got that one from somewere but i changed it a little to fit me)

Nietzsche says "God is Dead."
God says "Nietzsche is Dead."
Who wins?

"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill."

"If God brings you to it, he will bring you threw it"

I hope there are playing cards in limbo, otherwise i'm screwed...

Life always stabs me on the back..but life never told me to smoke crack...