Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once--latly it deoesn't seem to be working.

The funny thing about common sence is that its not very common

lol add me lydiaizdabest@hotmail.co.uk

Pixi sticks cause not every kid can aford crack

lol i love it
love ya much,
amber

" You know you're crazy when you talk to yourself, but you are certifiable when you argue with yourself and lose!"

If Jack fell on a horse, Would you help Jack off the horse?

Message from www.dating.com
Your dating ad has been on the net for 8 weeks without any answer!!
Do you want us to try one week without a picture?

Jelousy is a deadly disease :(
Get well soon!

*orders a pizza*
*phones for ambulance*
~at door~
*hello, you ordered a pizza*
20mins later
*wheres the accident*

Why the hell do people go to a fast food place and order:
Large Cheeseburger With All The Fillings;
Large Fries;
and a DIET coke?

FAT CAMP (happy days are here) come as pigs.... leave as twigs CHUBBIE'S FAT CAMP