Funny Quotes About Life

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  • I have a bath tub and a thing of yogurt I can survive anything!

    by Karlee
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  • Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!

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  • That is so appropriate without being appropriate in any way.
    -Z

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  • Im sitting in my living room listening to me sister drop bombs into the ocean!(i got that one from somewere but i changed it a little to fit me)

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  • Nietzsche says "God is Dead."
    God says "Nietzsche is Dead."
    Who wins?

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  • "Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill."

    by Gini
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  • "If God brings you to it, he will bring you threw it"

    by Gini
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  • I hope there are playing cards in limbo, otherwise i'm screwed...

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  • Life always stabs me on the back..but life never told me to smoke crack...

    by gabriel
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  • IM LOVED BY SOME
    HATED BY MANY
    ENVIED BY MOST,
    BUT YET WANTED BY PLENTY!

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