Dont do the crime if you cant pay the time!!!

"Never foget yesterday, but alwayz live for today...cuz u never know what tomorrow could bring, or what it could take away"

What do you think shakespear was thinking when he quotes"to be or not to be..."..what really was the question anyways....?

Thank God It's Friday? Only Two Mores Days Till Monday!

If you believe you can fly, don't throw yourself down the stairs...it hurts.

Well God, I guess you got me again, didn't you?
Yeah, that was a good one, God.
Hope it made you laugh, you sick bastard.
-Cartman

Im sitting in the livingroom listening to my sister drop bombs in the ocean!

When life hangs you lemons.....

Pass the Tequila Baby!!!

Love is like peeing your pants...Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth. .

I wish that I could bake a cake. Made out of rainbows and smiles, and we could all eat it and be happy!