This isnt mine but i find it v funni!

"if i cud rearrange the alphebet i wud put U and I together!"

Be crazy, be witty, be cool, be anything you want to be.

But most importantly, be YOURSELF.

Want a real man go find a fan!!!!!

When you start to feel like you arn't good at anything....remember: YOU WERE ONCE THE FASTEST SPERM IN THE BUNCH (lolz)

If guys act corney its only because there so damn horney.....so dont fall for it!

When Life gives you apples, make apple juice.
When Life gives you oranges, make orange juice.
When life gives you lemons, give them to someone else and say: I'm sick of fruit!

"Been there, done that, cant remember."

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance...Baffle them with bullshit"

You know it's sad when you tell yourself off for interrupting a conversation with yourself.

Can imaginary friends have imaginary friends? It isn't possible, is it? Imaginary friends can't have imaginary friends: they don't have imaginations. It's your imagination imagining an imaginary friend who has an imaginary friend.