If practice makes perfect but no one is perfect. Why practice?

Inscription on a tombstone:

"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

I dont' have family in the law enforcement, i have family that gets caught by the law enforcement---sparkie

Walk out into traffic blindfolded. If you were meant to make it to the other side, you will.

The "F" word isn't a word...it's an emotion!

"nuthin is ever what it seems"
-some old dead guy

old dead guy.... you no your shit!

Life's a B**ch........
and so am i!

Wake up and smell the coffee, then go back to sleep

"If all the world's a stage, I want to be the one operating the trap door..."

I did NOT see that coming!