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Never eat prunes when famished. |
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Life is like a di*k, when it gets hard f**k it, |
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When god created man he gave him two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time. |
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I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside. |
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Dont get sick, its not good for ur health ;) |
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. |
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If thier were no lumpz in life,thier would be nothing to get over... |
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Without love there is no hope, without hope there is no love. |
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"Read the Bible, it will scare the Hell out of you!" |
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Stress smells better in the morning but tastes even better at night. |