Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Never eat prunes when famished.

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  • Life is like a di*k, when it gets hard f**k it,
    Cuz noones a virgin cuz life screws us all!!

    by Breezy
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  • When god created man he gave him two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time.

    Some else came up with this.

    by Michael
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  • I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside.
    -Jason

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  • Dont get sick, its not good for ur health ;)

    by sakina
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  • Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

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  • If thier were no lumpz in life,thier would be nothing to get over...

    by krissy
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  • Without love there is no hope, without hope there is no love.

    "Nick Cousens"

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  • "Read the Bible, it will scare the Hell out of you!"

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  • Stress smells better in the morning but tastes even better at night.

    by gabriel
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