Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalepenos. What you eat today might burn your @$$ tomorrow.

I'm Unique! Just Like U! :D

"If at first you don't successed, Then it's not for you."

No this is Not burger king, and no you are NOT the Boss

Ride the horse to practice riding on the cowboy!

Roses are red
violets are blue
your ears could be wings on a B-52

WARNING:
i can go from 0 to B**ch in 2 seconds!

It's a tough job,
But somebody's gotta be the B**ch!

What? You think It's easy being a B**ch?!

If life gives you lemons throw them at people...if they start to catch them... [RUN]!!

-i heard this from my brother...its definatly something he would do...