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Seen it all, done it all, cant remember half of it |
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Stress smells better in the morning but tastes even better at night. |
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"Read the Bible, it will scare the Hell out of you!" |
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When life gives you lemons make lemonade and then find someone who life has given vodka..get together and have a party! |
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"Smile, Smile, and have as much sex as possible." |
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You know how they say "keep your head up high"? Well they could have warned us about the da** stuff we could trip over while looking up! |
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I'm a 300 lb black woman...on the inside. |
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Dont get sick, its not good for ur health ;) |
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Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. |
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If thier were no lumpz in life,thier would be nothing to get over... |