One look...and then whabammm!...you just have to sop look and..AIya!!!...i wanna go home..she's meant to be that way and my pocket's a freakin coward!

.:behind every [b][i][t][c][h]:.
.:there is a guy:.
.:who made her that way:.

Have you ever wonderd why we have free speech when everytime we open our mouths to speak we go to jail

Guys listen up

When a girl says nothing is wrong...
That means everything is wrong-
When a girl says everything is wrong...
Everything is wrong-
When a girl says don't laugh...
Trust me don't laugh

When I asked how to get to Sesamea street, the reply was:

"You turn right, then left, then right again, then you go straight for about five years, until you run into a lotion."

Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!! he he ha ha!

Enjoy life, eat out more!

Wê cøuld lêårn å løt frøm cråyøns: Sum r shårp,
sum r prêtty,
sum r dull,
sum håvê wêird nåmês,
& åll r diffêrênt cølørs...
but thêy åll lêårn
2 livê in thê såmê bøx

"Cookies make friends and friends make cookies."

- Anonymous

I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.