Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Tell the truth and you dont have to worry about remembering what you said.

    by Alyx
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  • Im going through a really awkward time at the moment... you know... that one between birth and death?

    by Jo
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  • Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks!! he he ha ha!

    by Jenny
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  • Enjoy life, eat out more!

    by Jenny
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  • Wê cøuld lêårn Ã¥ løt frøm crÃ¥yøns: Sum r shÃ¥rp,
    sum r prêtty,
    sum r dull,
    sum håvê wêird nåmês,
    & åll r diffêrênt cølørs...
    but thêy åll lêårn
    2 livê in thê såmê bøx

    by nicola
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  • "Cookies make friends and friends make cookies."

    - Anonymous

    by steve
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  • I was probably skinny when fat was 'in'.

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  • 3% of the ppl make things happen
    7% sit back and watch things going on
    90% have no fu**in* clue whats happenin!

    how tru, eh?

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  • .:behind every [b][i][t][c][h]:.
    .:there is a guy:.
    .:who made her that way:.

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  • One look...and then whabammm!...you just have to sop look and..AIya!!!...i wanna go home..she's meant to be that way and my pocket's a freakin coward!

    by gabriel
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