Funny Quotes About Life

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  • "OMG I HAVE A GREY PUBIC HAIR!!!!"

    --ur such a random person daniel=P

    by Lozzy
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  • If life has given you lemons
    find some 1 that life has given tequila
    and have a party

    -ron white

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  • Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends.
    -J.D.

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  • It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed...

    ...better get the coffee going.

    (The usual teen's evening)

    by Aidyn
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  • There's been a stabbing, you got a camera?
    -Jason

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  • May the bird of paradise shit on your head.

    by Sarah
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  • F*c* The Gay Sh*t I'm Going Straight

    *My Friend Said This The Other Day At School ,But Was Not Meaning To Say It The Way It Sound.

    by Ericka
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  • When in doubt........
    Smile and nod ;)

    by Erika
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  • ~*It's all fun and games until someone forgets their DUCT TAPE*~

    by megan
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  • If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils.

    by Lara
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