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"OMG I HAVE A GREY PUBIC HAIR!!!!" |
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If life has given you lemons |
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Circular logic: the kind with no loose ends. |
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It's ten minutes to three in the morning, I'm tired, cold and I want to go to bed... |
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There's been a stabbing, you got a camera? |
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May the bird of paradise shit on your head. |
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F*c* The Gay Sh*t I'm Going Straight |
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When in doubt........ |
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~*It's all fun and games until someone forgets their DUCT TAPE*~ |
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If people weren't supposed to make mistakes, there wouldn't be bumpers on cars and rubbers on pencils. |