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"Lifes a D**k. When it gets hard, F**k it"! |
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"You're about as screwed as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest." |
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God made coke, god mad pepsi, god made (your name) so damn sexy |
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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you? |
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I hate bed bugs. Scared of them too. So I brought real bugs into my bed! See how them bed bugs like THAT. |
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Dear Lord, you don't have to make me skinny. Just make my friends fat. |
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I wonder if there's a support group for failed support groups. |
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Anger- the condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind |
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Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself. |
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People make dirt |