God made coke, god mad pepsi, god made (your name) so damn sexy

The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

I hate bed bugs. Scared of them too. So I brought real bugs into my bed! See how them bed bugs like THAT.

Dear Lord, you don't have to make me skinny. Just make my friends fat.

I wonder if there's a support group for failed support groups.

Anger- the condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind

Every time I go to the doctors I get a jacket, a straight one. It makes me feel special because I get to hug myself.

People make dirt
people make rain
when u mess wtih me
yo ass will be in pain

Life goes up and life goes down and you can never really know what's going to happen to you when you get out of bed in the morning, but although it may not seem like it some times, it's worth it. You never know, today may be the best day of your life.

Im not depressed.....Im jus emotionally F.U.C.K.E.D over =o]