Last night i was out on the patio enjoying a...
i look up to see a possum staring back at me like...
There have been some drunken poets
And so many of them are great...
Mary had a little lamb
She took it to the shop...
Dying slowly, but with grace
Constantly worrying about the changing colors on...
The day the vicar came to tea
He only ate one garden pea...
Reasons why!
1) They always give you WORK...
I see you bouncing that ass
while dancing to the beat...
Roses are red
violets are blue...
Once upon a time,
There was a lil boy...
Oh, cigarettes
Ask me for a poem...
Ever stuck ur finger
in a small hole somewhere...
Dave, will I dream?
Yes, Hal, you will dream...