A blonde walks into a dry cleaner with a dress...
The washers are spinning insanely loud and the...
There are no more eggs
each one was taken & used...
The music pumping loud
my soul flying free...
What is up with school?
Why does it have all these rules...
As class begins my boredom sets in,
I'm fighting a battle I can't seem to win...
My mom always said never ride a bike without...
But I was to cool to listen to that...
Smiling is infectious: you catch it like the flu,
When someone smiled at me today I started smiling...
She looks in the mirror
every single morning...
There have been some drunken poets
And so many of them are great...
Everytime i go to the dresser
i dream about fighting ninjas...
Some say it's love and some say it's lust. I think...
He tell's me that he loves me, and I know that I...
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of...
Jack got high and dropped his fly...