Other Funny Poems

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  • My Van... (1)

    by Eva T.

    My van\\\'s safer than your van
    my van\\\'s safer than yours...

  • Mr Cheese (1)

    by Bethan

    There was a man made of cheese
    Who had no elbows or no knees...

  • I'm sitting in study hall
    as bored as I can be...

  • Vegetables!
    You're rich in nutrients...

  • To haters (1) 1

    by kerprenia

    You might not like the way I look, so you like to...
    You might not like the way I act, but I really...

  • Anthill Mishap (1)

    by *Charisma*

    Quietly doing the daily chores
    Feeling the sun beat down once more...

  • Limerick (1)

    by Britta007

    There once was a girl who loved 2 lie
    no1 liked her cos she made them cry...

  • Me verse you (1)

    by Emma Brown

    I am the cow; you are the grass.
    I am the human; you are the ass...

  • Nonsense (1)

    by fIND ME SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW

    Pigs trotting in the shed
    The chicken's lost it's head...

  • Poem (1)

    by DeadGirl AKA Becka

    I'm sitting at home,
    writing this poem...

  • Pomergranite (1)

    by جħěęŕ!ﺁǚv422®¦

    The best fruit in the world
    a sweet candied treat...

  • A Soldiers Song (1)

    by Lindsay

    (This is a marching song I wrote, you know, the...
    What you eat is what you are...