My van\\\'s safer than your van
my van\\\'s safer than yours...
There was a man made of cheese
Who had no elbows or no knees...
I'm sitting in study hall
as bored as I can be...
Vegetables!
You're rich in nutrients...
You might not like the way I look, so you like to...
You might not like the way I act, but I really...
Quietly doing the daily chores
Feeling the sun beat down once more...
There once was a girl who loved 2 lie
no1 liked her cos she made them cry...
I am the cow; you are the grass.
I am the human; you are the ass...
Pigs trotting in the shed
The chicken's lost it's head...
I'm sitting at home,
writing this poem...
The best fruit in the world
a sweet candied treat...
(This is a marching song I wrote, you know, the...
What you eat is what you are...