Feeling no pain cuz' I just left the bar
some goon pulls up to me in a jacked up funny car...
On the African savannah,
The mission brief had been simple...
Man how in the HELL can you drink SCALDING COFFEE...
You are one bad bad man. And nothing about you...
The reason this bear cant get his honey
is because he has no cave and he has no money...
7 Dogs!
Chocolate Labrador Retriever...
Confusion turns me all around
While standing still in my brain...
I have a website where I put stuff that I write. I...
On my web page...
When i first saw you,i felt oouch inside me,which...
the first time i talked to u OMG!!it was oouchy...
You're like the sighing tree
Spiritually significant...
Long ago, when time was young at heart,
There lived a great egg, whose size would give...
On the shelf, neglected
my Kama Sutra lies...
- Santa in Alabama-
by Jeff Weiner...