I love beef jerky
It is the best...
Behind a veil of satin silk,
Black in colour to contrast milk...
When I was small, I would listen to Chuck Berry...
then I heard Elvis and he made me go whoopee...
READ IN RHYME OF THE SONG
AND DON'T READ THE NAMES...
Okay, I am a little neurotic,
My yen for cleanliness is somewhat exotic...
Here I am,
Fighting a clover...
I once had a purple flower
And I sniffed it every hour...
Ode to Anime
Anime is like no other, better then life or even...
There once was a man from Washington,
He had a Canadian cheese...
Simple Home Therapy!
1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup...
My sweet baby boi
you mean the world to me...
Smishy-smashy, gooey gloppy,
Slippery wetness, apple-goodness...