Uncle Ned is 32
and is stil in preschool...
Uncle Ned is very weird
he came out his mothers belly...
Uncle Ned is kind of funny
and he believes in the...
It's how
You make me cry...
A for attacked in a dank little mire
B is for burned in a terrible fire...
Not mine
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving...
If senselessness made sense,
could pigs dance...
Sometimes I sit and ponder
The idiosyncrasies of life...
I went into space to see some
stars, there i gazed & gazed the britening...
I was going to pick some flowers for your...
Then I got you a bowl of sugar to show you how...
Math Poem
One day we took a math test and it was about...
It's my job as a receptionist,
to answer the calls and try not to miss...