Cats 4. Whose pet's the best?

by Konstantin

- Have you seen my new pet?
It is much better than your cat...

Ghost Of The House (1)

by lisa

The ghost of the Manor walked in peace
Until a new family planned to move in...

Do you grow salad?

by Konstantin

Sometimes people who live in towns and cities...
- You're a gardener, Peter, I know...

The Death of Pink (1)

by Sneha

I hate pink.
Pink is a stupid colour...

Rip It Up (5) 1

by Sylvia

(I used the 50 song titles given for a second...
Great balls of fire, that'll be the day...

Do you like cockatoos?

by Konstantin

- The cockatoo can steal...
_____________________- And learn...

Rattlesnakes look funny and... tasty.

by Konstantin

- What a strange snake!
- Strange...

I met a man with Goatee Beard (3)

by Ki-Eisha Rose

I met a man with a goatee beard
He was completely weird...

Cat'in Around (3)

by Michael D Nalley

Lying here smokin' and half snoozin'
I'm thinkin' about givin' up the boozin...

What The Hell!

by Kelly Zuch

I do my teeth, then go to bed
Dream about something that's messing up my head...

Neighborr

by julia

Him: who's rick?
me: my neighbor...

Cats 2. I have seen the bucket run!

by Konstantin

- I have seen the bucket run!
- In your statement there's one...