If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy...
There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue...
There was a sexy mama that wore shades
with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...
When Ice came to play we all cheered
Then it got hot and we all feared...
There was a new member called dance
Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...
There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
who often drank herbal tea from Roston...
Missing Link
You know Frankee's nickname is Link...
There was a blonde bad-ass called homie
who told me she would like to know me...
(i find this really humorous)
And I wrote a poem about a poem that I was going...
My sister asked me to get her hairspray.
My hand fell on the wrong kind of spray...
The two of us best friends taking on life together
I've heard of a haunted house near by...
I am the Woolie Panini, freshly pressed but now...
I ask, "where have all my dressings...