The Mood Ring

by Susan

My mood ring can't make up it's mind today
If it wants to be black, blue, or gray...

For a Good Time Call (5)

by Maple Tree

I'm claustrophobic-
as I reside within...

It's a crazy stuff from a crazy one

by Eddie Hoyte

Hullabaloo...my hair is all filled with clay..
Maybe i'm too old and it's gray...

Ate Hair (1)

by anthony pham

I just ate a piece of hair
And they just said beware...

Sussy's pussy

by Eddie Hoyte

Sussy got a big pussy
and it ain't my fault she's fussy...

A Real Good Man (1)

by Anna Stephens

What is this? Surely you jest!
A gigantic oxymoron contest...

Tippy, My spoiled Brat Cat

by Janice Herzog

I have a certain cat,
Who's such a spoiled brat...

Glue Eating Goat

by Dave Wayne

You say that your goat,
Drank rubber cement...

The Odd Monstrosity

by Passerby

The odd monstrosity was heavy
It brought my temperature up...

Poor harry

by MerlinofAthens

Poor harry
he could have been a Goldman Sachs Executive...

A Princess Wannabe

by Holly Cassidy

I wanna be:
Like Rapunzel with her...

Haiku (7)

by Cardwell

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense...