Other Funny Poems
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There once was a turd put to the test
who stunk poetically at his best... -
The two of us best friends taking on life together
I've heard of a haunted house near by... -
(i find this really humorous)
And I wrote a poem about a poem that I was going... -
There was a blonde bad-ass called homie
who told me she would like to know me... -
Missing Link
You know Frankee's nickname is Link... -
There was a new member called dance
Whose fan's were sort of in a trance... -
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When Ice came to play we all cheered
Then it got hot and we all feared... -
There was a sexy mama that wore shades
with lenses as dark as the ace of spades... -
There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue... -
If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy... -
There was a pole dancer called Kate
who would often work rather late... -
Don't you just adore
the beautiful floor...