There once was 2 hoses called Bill and the other...
One day bob had overheard his master say to...
There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
He had no bathroom and really had to pee...
I was walking along
Eating my ice cream...
B-efore u say i do
R-emember that i love u...
Xander!
I am a Jack Russell terrier...
We kicked their ass
right back to their field of grass...
Another routinely day is here
Another day in the life of me...
Pen on my face
Is such a disgrace...
Just a line to say I'm living,
That I'm not among the dead...
What Do U Call A Can Of Soup If It Will Not Open?
Canstipated...
Yesterday i did something to my surprise
i wrote a poem about this guy...
This is really cheesy
i met a space farmer he lives on the moon,he likes...