There once was a furry elephant
Who ate corn dogs on a stick...
There once was a fellow
who's arm was yellow...
I am so hap-PAY
map-PAY map-PAY map...
Chinese man rings boss.\"Me No Work,I...
Boss Says,\"When I\'m sick i sex my wife,try...
Whats the difference between a Rooster & a Blonde.
THE ROOSTER GOES"COCKODODILEDO"...
Knock knock!
who's there...
Little Johnny and Suzie were playing on the porch...
Little Johnny replied, "That's too old...
You fall and stain me in mud and dirt
I get torn, and you don't care that I'm hurt...
Oh great Llama, answer me,
Why have four legs instead of three...
What if my coworkers find out?
What if they possibly knew...
'Twas The Ugly Duckling
Fancying itself a swan...
Their crunchy and cheesy and some have twists...