From the book More Scary Stories to Tell in the...
Leon and Tod loved baseball. When they were young...
My name is Damo
am i lying no...
I love pies
Even tho they go straight to my thighs...
Charles D.'s drives me crazy
His sentences are far too long...
The dog from hell fell down a well he broke his...
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and...
The couch downstairs has many memories
parties on the weekends to hours of haunted dreams...
Nothing is the same as anything
but anything is not the same as nothing...
Little happy safety pin,
Shake your little ass...
NATURE
in nature there are...
There once was a sheep called Milly
Who realized were she sat was a bit hilly...
I'm crazy
I'm totally insane...