Don't act like you know everything unless your name is "Google" .

I know dat everyone has the right to be stupid , but you're clearly abusing your privilege ~

Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.

Calories
(noun)
Little critters that hide in your closet and sew your cloths tighter during the night.

Well if you don't like Adele, I can't have you in my life

A pretty girl can kiss a guy.

A bird can kiss a butterfly.

The rising sun can kiss the grass.

But you my friend, can kiss my as*!!!!

Tickling
(verb)
Like being rapped, but you are forced to laugh.

Has anyone else noticed the "&" symbol looks like a man dragging his butt acrossed the floor?

Sometimes all you need is a big sip of some smirnoff to calm yourself down ;p

(: Cool Beans :)