Writers sometimes don't have the voice
They used a pen instead.

Question. Are you a doctor?
Answer: Quite the opposite, I'm a lawyer.

If the ambiance is right, you'll get your high on a mocktail in a cocktail glass, as it is a guilt-free drink.

Mahol sahi ho to jo nasha whiskey ke glass me paani peene se kahin hota hai
Woh darr ke mare paani ke glass me whiskey dal kar nahi hota hai!

"Never try"

"Trying is the beginning of failure"

Hommer Simpson.

Funny as fook

But always try, if you don't you will never know

The best thing you can ever do in your life is to always maintain a healthy sense of humor. Believe me, it really helps you get through tough times.

I have met a few Pricks in my life
But YOU SIR
are the whole
Bloody Cactus!

You Dear Lady.
Are easier then
the first level
Of Mario

When I heard that kings and queens were allowed to keep lovers I stopped addressing my wife "my queen".

Vision is the true creative rhythm.