Cry me a boat and build a river to get over it!

~lol my friend was trying to say Cry me a river and build a boat to get over it, but she messed up

Spytard's, retards that spy on people

Come closer so I can slap you.

*not mine*

You can yell at the sky. You can punch at the sky. But you CANNOT spit at the sky. Cuz if you spit at the sky, it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

Your mom is the only erectile dysfunction tablet clinically proven to work up to 36 hours.

Well done, you have become you, now shut up while I become me

When a girl says "im cold"...dont be an IDIOT and say "me too"

Why is another word for saying no

I bore you,you bore me so what did you say the problem was again.

Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!