The action is done by the person doing it.

~~My spanish teacher =P

Your mama so fat, she asked if she could travel the wrold, they said "turn around..." ooooooh!!!

Your mama so dumb, she brought a spoon to the superbowl, !

Cry me a boat and build a river to get over it!

~lol my friend was trying to say Cry me a river and build a boat to get over it, but she messed up

Spytard's, retards that spy on people

Come closer so I can slap you.

*not mine*

You can yell at the sky. You can punch at the sky. But you CANNOT spit at the sky. Cuz if you spit at the sky, it's gonna come back and hit you in the face.

Your mom is the only erectile dysfunction tablet clinically proven to work up to 36 hours.

Well done, you have become you, now shut up while I become me

When a girl says "im cold"...dont be an IDIOT and say "me too"