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  • Why is another word for saying no

    by Andre
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  • I bore you,you bore me so what did you say the problem was again.

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  • Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!

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  • How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

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  • Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

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  • You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

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  • Michael jackson is like a migic marker white on the outside and black on the inside

    by Skye
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  • You and your friends go out looking all goody-goody, while me and my friends go out looking good in jeans and a hoodie!

    heck yes we do!

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  • Thongs: One size fits all, but if ur fat... it just isnt meant to be worn.

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  • Only time will get rid of the constipation....time and long hours on the john

    by Holly
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