How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

Michael jackson is like a migic marker white on the outside and black on the inside

You and your friends go out looking all goody-goody, while me and my friends go out looking good in jeans and a hoodie!

heck yes we do!

Thongs: One size fits all, but if ur fat... it just isnt meant to be worn.

Only time will get rid of the constipation....time and long hours on the john

DOGBEAR CHICKEN DRAGON!!!!

Jon \"no...im not an ***wipe..im an ***hole, i GET wiped\"

Yo momma is a lama and she smells like cheese !