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  • A friend will always tell you exactly what they think of you! So i guess that makes me friends with everybody!

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  • Do today what you might have done tomorrow, you migh not ever get the chance to do another time, as you might not be around to live another day...

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  • Theres a sayin tht everbody from Danville are sheep fu)kers~At the county fair in the animal tent-Sheep in there and in walks sum guys w/ Danville football shirts on and the first thing a guy says"OH LOOK SHEEP" and walks right over to them.

    by Char
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  • Guys only pick on girls cuz they're insecure about their manhood..

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  • IF YOU HAD ANOTHER BRAIN...IT WOULD DIE OF LONIENESS...

    ..LOL..MY DAD SAYS THAT TO ME ALL THE TIME...

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  • Recess pieces, butter cup
    mess with me i'll f**k you up
    i go first you go last
    i'll be there to kick your a**

    by Lizette
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  • Comment on my poems, ill return favor

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  • If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

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  • I listen to whatever the penguins tell me to do

    by Kimmy
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  • I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions??

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