I don't have a license to kill, I have a learner's permit.

I can go from zero to b!atch in 2.2 seconds.

Energizer Bunny Arrested; Charged With Battery

I suffer from selective ignorance....today i select YOU

You laugh because im different, I laugh because i just farted.

Why you sick, sick little moo cow

Rumor has it...Your an idiot.

I make people laugh...If they don't i punch them in the stomach.

If I was God...Well...Then you'd all be screwed!

Does it bug anyone else that people ask what time it is when there's a clock 5 inches away from them???