I got this quote from two of my best friends.

"when your mad it takes 47 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to get up and slap the motherf^@*er in the head"

" ...I'll take critizim, and even insults sometimes"
By bee

Everyone has a purpose in life, even to serve as a bad example.

So which hospital you gonna steel the baby from cuz we all know your not getting any.

Awwww, thats a cute baby name, so whos the prostitude your gonna knock up

Its funny to think of you having kids. but its even funnier to think of what they will look like

Hey, could you talk slower....i've been doing this LISTENING thing all day and im so confused.....

You stupid skinny anorexic cow

this is about this b****y girl in my class. my friend said it about her. theres more but it gets ugly, lol.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean, but it takes longer to get to England in a rowboat.

“69 is the only number that is also a verb”