Right, cut down on the melodrama. I'm working on it. And while I'm at it, I should probably stop talking to myself.

I'm in my own little world, but its ok, they know me here.

Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Cheek to cheek
butt to butt
everybody bust a nut!

ha

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I like escalators
because the can never break
they can only become stairs

"sorry of the convenience"
-Mitch Hedberg

" This is an A & B conversation so C your way out of it before E jumps over D and really Fs you up G"

Reach out and touch someone...

No, not there!

It's always better to be overdressed than to be underdressed.