Everyday is a fashion statement.

Paola: Hey listen to my new ringtone...
Jonathan: ii kant hear nothin..
Paola: iitsz called SiiLENt NiiGHt!..

IDK iif ii shuld go to the zoo &+ free all the animals or go to Alaska &+ sahve my sister hairy bck...

Hey baby did you
Just break wind cause
You're blowing me away. =]
--Dylan Sprouse

Slow down sugar
I'm a diabetic. <3
--Nick Jonas

If you throw a cat out of your car window, does it become cat litter?

xD BWAHAH

We must not let this idea die. IT NEEDS STRENGTH! (quick, get the oxygen tanks!)

'Twas brillig and the slithy toves, did gyre and gimbel in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.

Remembers when corduroy pillows were invented. They sure made headlines.

Outside of a dog, a good book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.