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Men, can't live with them, can't stuff them in your trunk. |
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When life hands you lemons, stick them in your bra to make your boobs look bigger! |
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Ugh omg you give me the hibidy jibidys. |
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There is one thing i regret about high school and thats never getting to do half the things i heard i did. |
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It takes some skillz to trip over flat surfaces |
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Im too tierd to slap you.....bash your face against my palm |
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People always say random words to be funny. And they usually say monkey or cheese. Leave the monkies and cheese alone! They're not funny! They're just trying to live their lives. Well, not the cheese, but still. What about parsnips? They get lonely! |
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I wish I could smell colors- wait one second, I have no idea where I'm going with this. This is just silly. |
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Life is like a box of choclates, people throw a bunch of nasty candy inside and expact you to eat them |
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Everyone in my science class erupts into conversations when my teacher leaves and shuts the door. when she comes back, we fall silent as the door handle turns. she walks in and says, |