TEEN PREGNANCY:
"I hope it's a puppy..."

thanx Melissa-not-cat

I forgot the baby Jesus, but I have a plate of cheeses!

"A teddy bear stuffed with cotton candy and rainbows." - How I Met Your Mother (Lilly)

From Mission Impossibal 3

Tom cruise: blow up the car .

Maggie: oh but its such a nice car.

Tom Cruise: and yet .. ... . blow it up.

Double Pit To Chestie

When I burp, I don't say "excuse me", I say "DAYUM!"

Forget PRINCESS

I Wanna Be A

VAMPIRE or a

WAREWOLF

SHARE! Or at least PRETEND to share!!!!!!

I'll go with the pretend option.

Everytime I try and go steal Jasper from his house.... Alice Cullen is at my window with a baseball bat.... HOW CAN SHE KNOW THAT I........

OH THATS RIGHT DUH!!!

What? What the F**k! Ur watching Hannah Mon F**kin Tana?

i said this when my friend started watchin that show when she knows i hate it lol