Everything happens for a reason, that i'm sure of. But It does'nt mean I have to like it.

When life throws you lemons....
wonder why you didn't get something useful.

KiDs In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE AcCiDeNtS; AcCiDeNtS In ThE BaCk SeAt CaUsE KiDs.

DoNt DRINK AND DRIVE, YoU MiGht HiT a SpEeD BuMp AnD SpIlL YoUR DrInK.

As i pant the good color on your tree you pant the bad color on me.

"If you always tell the truth you don't have to remember anything."

-Mark Twain

Roses are red
violets are blue
some poems ryhme
this one doesn't

There he goes,
On tippy toes,
Off for wee-wee's I suppose,
Though i may be wrong,
I must admit,
He might be going for a.......
(from a local comedian)
(Well, you can prob guess the last word, can't you?!)

I don't suffer from the voices in my head.....they tell me good idea's.

Don't eat yellow snow!