If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat...

my grandma has this hanging on the wall in her bathroom.....

Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

Boy: so whats up????
gurl: mm..nothin much,u??
boy: nothin'.
gurl: well thats kool.
boy: i lost my phone #.
gurl: that sucks.
boy: can i have yours??
gurl: sure, it's 1-800-get a life.
gurl walks off

Screw you guys i'm going home

You might've heard I roll with a dangerous crowd. We're crazy, we laugh a little too loud. But that never hurt anyone, because only the good die young.

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

Im so cool i shit ice cubes