High School Musical 4: Mid-life Crisis

When life hands you lemons make apple juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it!

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

Me and My gummybears have a plan to take over the world.....but shhh

Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

Screw you guys i'm going home

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

The best angle to approach any problem is the tryangle.

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a JACKASS!