Computer games don’t affect kids I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids
we’d all be running around in darkened rooms munching magic pills and listening to
repetitive electronic music

Screw you guys i'm going home

not to offend anyone but i got this in an email

why were there only 100,000 mexicans at the march on monday?

they could only find one van

again not to offened anyone i have friends that are mexican and they thought this was freakin funny

Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor daughter a dress. But when she got there, the cupboard was bare..and so was her daughter i guess.

(she was later arrested for indecent exposure)

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a JACKASS!

♥you remind me of a poop i once took!!! ♥

Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe madam

I have a picture of you
I think it's very nice
I keep it under my bed
To scare away the mice

JUST A LITTLE TIP:

dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.