When life gives u lemons make grape juice sit back relax and let the world wonder how u did it
~Kaitlyn my bestie

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're a JACKASS!

♥you remind me of a poop i once took!!! ♥

When life gives you lemons throw it back bcuz it could have given you money

I started asking my self why Barney liked to play with little kids. So I went up to him and I saw him unzip the back of him. I was confused, then I gasped and fainted. The Barney suite came off and it was M. Jackson. When I woke up, my a s s hurt....

Ignorance killed the cat, sir.
Curiosity was framed.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.... :)

Me: "You know you love me."

Dad: "I do? Oh, you sad, deluded child. Who has told you these lies?"

Me: "Aw, you know you love me. If I were hit by a truck, you'd feel sad."

Dad: "...Poor truck."

I have a picture of you
I think it's very nice
I keep it under my bed
To scare away the mice

JUST A LITTLE TIP:

dont play games with a girl...who can play them better.