Here i sit
Broken hearted
I tried to shit
But only farted

*I didn't write just thought it was cool*

My Imagenary friend thinks you have serious probems.....

"What happens when you break a mirror with a rabbits foot?"

What ever tickels your pickel... :)

"(Insert Quote Here.)"

I didn't know that drinking too much
would get me drunk...?

I like your style
I like your class
but most of all
I like you ass

When life gives you lemons...make grape juice...then sit back and wonder how you got grape juice

"Save gas, ride a vampire"

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane