Other Funny Quotes

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  • Life's funner without clothes...so take yours off.

    by michael
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  • I got this quote from two of my best friends.

    "when your mad it takes 47 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to get up and slap the motherf^@*er in the head"

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  • Why are roses the symbol of love when roses always die? my sis told me its supposed to be fake roses but wouldnt that mean your love was fake?

    by Carolyn
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  • "A repair shop:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)"

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  • Of corse i'm out of my mind...It's dark and scary in there.

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  • When life hands u lemons---ask for tequila and salt!!

    by alicia
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  • If you knew what I was thinking, you wouldn't be smiling. =)

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  • Your so ugly you have to sneak up on your mirror!!!

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  • Just tell your penis you couldnt play with him tonite because you were out getting stoned he'll understand

    by Adam
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  • Tears from the butts
    are diarrhea...

    by Tears
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