Why do parents yell at thier kids? Don't they know that their kids will one day choose thier nursing home?v

Im so cool
i shit ice cubes

God made elks, God made deers, God made NSYNC a bunch of queers.

So the elephant says to the naked man, "Thats cute and all, but can you really breathe through that thing?"

Ossifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am!!!

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

I Wish My Lawn Was Emo, Then It'd Cut Itself

Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly's to the bone

Guy: I have the penis there for I rule this relationship.

Girl: Yeah, well I have the vagina which means you're not getting laid.

Men have no idea what were dealing with down there. Teeth placement jaw stress suction gag reflex while bobbing up and down moaning and trying to breathe through our noses.Easy? Honey they dont call it a job for nothin -samantha from sex in the city.