Some people are like cheap television sets... they need to be thumped on the side of the head until they get the picture.

Your jelousy is my energy
ever wondered why i am always so hyper

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

Everyone makes mistakes.the trick is to make them when no one is looking.

I never understood what taining bras were for
like im going to train my boobs to sit, stay, and play fetch.

--my friend said this lmao!!...and i had to put it on here
my friends=love

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I dont have ideas.................
i have master plans

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

A friend would be the 1 you call in the middle of the night to come bail you out of jail

A BEST friend would be the 1 who wakes you up in the jail cell the next morning saying "Lets do that again!!!"