Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
Time to wake up my unborn child
Wake up... time to see this world so wild...
Jocular twins with the knack
of sarcasm; we cannot assume...
Clatter
She did it, She made me Hurt...
I'm a woman so of course I love to go shopping.
My man, well he'd rather clean up dog droppings...
First We state that girls require time and money,
Girls = time x money...
I stare at you
You stare at me...
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Won't you be my Boy toy...
It is snowing on Mars,
this news just blows my mind...
Let them be as peacocks
adored, beautiful, loved...
"Your dress is superb."
Now there's a pretty strong chance...
Roses r red, violets r blu, im in love but not...