Funny poems

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  • The Most Dangerous Game (4)

    by Poetess Lana

    I ran up the stairs into the attic,
    and hid in the closet, gasping for breath. A voice...

  • 10 reasons (4)

    by Kelly

    10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
    1. They always wear protection...

  • Attack of the Carbs (4)

    by LadyPearl

    No food in the fridge
    Time to go shopping...

  • 1. Pretend the caller was lucky caller 20 on your...
    2. If it\'s a telemarketer, say the person...

  • Baby Poetry (4)

    by RainbowSlider

    Little baby eating spaghetti.
    Meatballs rolling on the floor...

  • The battle paint is put on.
    The men are armored up...

  • Story time (4)

    by Corruption

    Storm a brewing...

  • I'm not too good with casseroles and can't do much...
    Baking cakes I make mistakes but there's one thing...

  • I'm in love with the man across the way
    The man who sits on his tiny balcony...

  • Things All Over (4)

    by Nadan

    Things over here,
    Things over there...

  • Ha Ha (4)

    by Brokevalentine09

    You've cause so much pain as anyone could tell.
    No one wants to be around you because it's like...

  • Myspace (4)

    by Lauren Massanova

    I love to go on myspace
    its a very fun place...