Funny poems

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  • If I wasn’t me, who would I want to be?
    Surely as some may think, I would not want to be a...

  • Husbandry (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    My first wife tamed me
    second domesticated...

  • An itch too far !

    by CRAFTY KEN

    An itch too far!
    Why is it that you always seem to have an itch you...

  • Beauty and the Beast

    by KAZ ISHMAEL

    once upon a time, me and my girlfriend were...
    An original fairy tale...

  • Little Billie and his Time Machine
    I hid it in a secret spot where mommie doesn’t...

  • Moderation 1

    by PoMo-re

    Moderation is the only thing I do in moderation...

  • A girl

    by KAZ ISHMAEL

    I see a girl in the Staten Island Mall yesterday
    And I think that she looks really pretty...

  • A Hogwarts Dream (11) 9

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a magic place where you can learn
    where teachers can be fair but often stern...

  • Counting Strikes (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN


    Counting Strikes...

  • Gadgets (3) 4

    by Milly Hayward

    Blip..... Blip.... pinkle plonk...
    electric sounds are my bane...

  • Grandma Grey (3) 5

    by Milly Hayward

    My Grandma Grey has a secret..
    I discovered it quite by chance...

  • Average Persons (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    Average Persons
    They may be married, or not, some choose to only...