Funny poems

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  • Falling In the Woods (syntuit) (1) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    If you are alone
    and no one hears you sneeze can...

  • His Masterpiece

    by Tony Grannell

    “A masterpiece by Jove!” Well, so, said he.
    His tour de force, unique, and he as much...

  • Modern celebration (syntuit) 2

    by Larry Chamberlin

    When is your birthday?
    The first Saturday after...

  • You are. 3

    by Michael

    The name is Claus,,, Santa Claus
    yes, all said, in a Roger Moore pause...

  • Theres a penquin in my sandwich box
    he's wearing bright green socks...

  • Wifes wrath

    by Su-Tshant

    I was home alone..
    Reading a letter under a candle light...

  • Bugs suicide

    by Su-Tshant

    I was home alone..
    Reading a letter under a candle light...

  • Baby logic 1

    by Beautiful Tragedy

    It’s 3am and all through the house;
    Not a creature is stirring...

  • MJ Capitalism (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I was in college
    buying dime bags, never thought...

  • Brexit (Acrostic) (2) 2

    by Michael

    Boris under parliament
    Request to spell out and...

  • I could hear your eyes talking to me
    From across the room...

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    ... ... ... Ring ring ring must have missed a call...