Funny poems

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  • Attacked by a frog! (3)

    by NothingGoldCanStay

    I was sitting by the window minding my business...
    After a while it stopped...

  • One fine day in the middle of the night
    Two dead boys got up to fight...

  • When We Were Young (3)

    by Kys Dirty Little Secret

    When we were young: Band Aids and Kisses were our...
    When we were young: A broken heart meant, you...

  • Purple Emu (not emo ) (3)

    by Wrapped in pretty little pink Bows

    The Purple Emu
    Walks by every Day...

  • The Big Toe (3)

    by Sildaekar

    I once went to this great basketball show,
    In front of me sat a man, a man with a big toe...

  • School (2)

    by katie!

    School is so boring
    I hate it so...

  • Blue Dawn (2)

    by Childofthecherry

    In the early morning
    haze...

  • Here comes menopause,
    Here comes menopause...

  • Pea's (2)

    by melody eyes

    Pea's Pea's Green Pea's
    Pea's And Bean's And Plenty of Greens...

  • Forever Love (2)

    by nichole

    My sweet baby boi
    you mean the world to me...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...

  • If I Could (2)

    by Holly Nicole Williams

    If I could
    I would put Ex-lax in his food...